I declare My Independence from a Malicious Cult of Skinny People

In the course of human events, we must all gain weight. However, through expectations of evil choreographers and the American Ballet Company, we should all have 1% body fat and a uniform look—long legs, small feet, curved feet, long neck, perfect buns (hair style that is), and many more perfected features. In order to break forth through the gates of justice, toward an enlightened future of food, a healthy self-image, a sense of one’s self at all, and enter into a world where good dancers come from a strong heart, knowledge of logistics, and a unique style, we must first receive a decent amount of respect for ourselves, our abilities, and our genetics.

As people, we are all created differently, by a Creator, who granted us with different genetics that compose our bodies in different ways; among these are wide hips, large feet, and broad shoulders. To secure that these so called obstructions are eliminated, an academy for the dancer must be created, in which principles will be formed on the basis that Swan Lake, or any other dance, may be performed with equal strength and talent by a body type not so perfect. The history of dance is a history of anorexia synonymous with beauty, creating an establishment of obnoxiousness. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to dancers across the world:

 Dance has created a world of insecure dancers.

Dance has created an unhealthy addiction to slimness.

Dance is no longer just a hobby.

Dance has created a large portion of girls to become anorexic.

For depriving us, in many cases, of food.

In every state of this absurdity, We have petitioned for a prestigious academy that accepts. We believe that we can be average, big, or any size and be talented. We believe that we are talented. We believe that we have a passion that overcomes any physical drawback that you may believe is true. We must, therefore, live with our broad shoulders and our tiny necks, and dance on.